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As a professional humorist, I often get letters from readers who are interested in the basic nature of humor.
What kind of a sick perverted disgusting person are you," these letters typically ask, ...
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist.
This is like becoming an archbishop so you ca...
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstei...
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. -- Weise
As I was going up Punch Card Hill, Feeling worse and worser, There I met a C.
R.T. And it drop't me a cursor. C.R.T., C.R.T., Phosphors light on you!...
As I was passing Project MAC, I met a Quux with seven hacks.
Every hack had seven bugs; Every bug had seven manifestatio...
As long as I am mayor of this city [Jersey City, New Jersey] the great industries are secure.
We hear about constitutional rights, free speech and the free press....
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination.
When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. -- Oscar Wilde...
As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.

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