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Miscellaneous Collections

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Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.
BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts ...)
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would scarcely get your Feet wet.
Fall not in Love, therefore: it will stick to your face. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...
Be braver -- you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint. -- Mark Twai
Be different: conform.
Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so get used to it.
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
Be wary of strong drink.
It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love...
Bees are very busy souls They have no time for birth controls And that is why in times like these There are so many Sons of Bees.

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