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Barach's Rule: An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.
Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the floor -- especially in the dark.
Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Barth's Distinction: There are two types of people
hose who divide people into two types, and those who don't....
Baruch's Observation: If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes. -- Will Roge
Basic is a high level languish. APL is a high level anguish.
BASIC is the Computer Science equivalent of `Scientific Creationism'.
Basic, n.: A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
Bathquake, n.: The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water faucet is turned on to a certain point.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...

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