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Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.
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Better dead than mellow.
Between 1950 and 1952, a bored weatherman, stationed north of Hudson Bay, left a monument that neither government nor time can eradicate.
Using a bulldozer abandoned by the Air Force, he spent two yea...
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it." -- Donald Knuth
Beware of computerized fortune-tellers!
Beware of low-flying butterflies.
Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers. -- Leonard Brandwei
Beware of self-styled experts: an ex is a has-been, and a spurt is a drip under pressure.
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