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Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard).
-- Edgar R. Fiedle...
Ask not for whom the <CONTROL-G> tolls.
Ask Not for whom the Bell Tolls, and You will Pay only the Station-to-Station rate.
Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls ... if thou art in the bathtub, it tolls for thee.
Ask your boss to reconsider -- it's so difficult to take "Go to hell" for an answer.
Asked by reporters about his upcoming marriage to a forty-two-year-old woman, director Roman Polanski told reporters, `The way I look at it, she's the equivalent of three fourteen-year-olds.
'" -- D...
Ass, n.: The masculine of "lass".
Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve.
Run with decent folk and your own decent instincts will be strengthened....
At a recent meeting in Snowmass, Colorado, a participant from Los Angeles fainted from hyperoxygenation, and we had to hold his head under the exhaust of a bus until he revived.
At any given moment, an arrow must be either where it is or where it is not.
But obviously it cannot be where it is not. And if it is where it is, that is equivalent to saying that it is at rest....

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