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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before," Bokonon tells us.
He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without havi...
Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is easy.
Binary, adj.: Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.
Bipolar, adj.: Refers to someone who has homes in Nome, Alaska, and Buffalo, New York
Birth, n.: The first and direst of all disasters. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic
Bizoos, n.: The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a basketball.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
... bleakness ... desolation ... plastic forks ...
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.

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