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Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...
Avoid reality at all costs.
Avoid revolution or expect to get shot. Mother and I will grieve, but we will gladly buy a dinner for the National Guardsman who shot you.
-- Dr. Paul Williamson, father of a Kent State stude...
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Bagbiter: 1. n.; Equipment or program that fails, usually intermittently.
2. adj.: Failing hardware or software. "This bagbiting system won't let me get out of spacewar....
Bagdikian's Observation: Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's "St.
Matthew Passion" on a ukelele....
Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry: A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors.
Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.
Banectomy, n.: The removal of bruises on a banana. -- Rich Hall, "Snigle
Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.

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