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Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers.
One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and...
Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego.
Begathon, n.: A multi-day event on public television, used to raise money so you won't have to watch commercials.
Behold the warranty ... the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.
Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of
(1) a date, (2) his wife, (...
Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" <huff, huff>
Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" <huff, huff>
Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.
Bennett's Laws of Horticulture: (1) Houses are for people to live in.
(2) Gardens are for plants to live in. (3) There is no such thing as a houseplant....
Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence" -- Time Bandi

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