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Arguments with furniture are rarely productive." -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profi
ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.
You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very nice....
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. -- Mickey Mouse
Armadillo: To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle
Arnold's Laws of Documentation: (1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
(2) If it does exist, it's out of date. (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws....
Around computers it is difficult to find the correct unit of time to measure progress.
Some cathedrals took a century to complete....
Art is anything you can get away with. -- Marshall McLuhan.
Art is either plagiarism or revolution. -- Paul Gaugui
Arthur's Laws of Love: (1) People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else.
(2) The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the...
Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.

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