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Apathy is not the problem, it's the solutio
Aphorism, n.: A concise, clever statement. Afterism, n.
A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late. -- James Alexander Thom...
APL is a mistake, carried through to perfection. It is the language of the future for the problems of the pa
it creates a new generation of coding bums....
APL is a write-only language. I can write programs in APL, but I can't read any of them.
-- Roy Kei...
Aquadextrous, adj.: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
You lie a great deal....
Arbitrary systems, pl.n.: Systems about which nothing general can be said, save "nothing general can be said.
ARCHDUKE FERDINAND FOUND ALIVE -- FIRST WORLD WAR A MISTAKE
Are you a turtle?
Are you a turtle?

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