Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. -- Samuel Goldwy
Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids Can't be All Bad. -- W. C. Field
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
-- Robin Hood...
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate.
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't. The label means the price went up.
The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or "GREAT NEW" means the price went way up....
Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing

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