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And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
And remember: if you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.
-- "Scoop" Nisker, KFOG radio reporter Preposterous Word...
And so, men, we can see that human skin is an even more complex and fascinating organ than we thought it was, and if we want to keep it looking good, we have to care for it as though it were our own.
...and the fully armed nuclear warheads, are, of course, merely a courtesy detail.
And this is a table ma'am. What in essence it consists of is a horizontal rectilinear plane surface maintained by four vertical columnar supports, which we call legs.
The tables in this laboratory, ...
And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?
asked the father of his little son. "Diet....
And yet, seasons must be taken with a grain of salt, for they too have a sense of humor, as does history.
Corn stalks comedy, comedy stalks tragedy, and this too is historic. And yet, still, when co...
Andrea: Unhappy the land that has no heroes. Galileo
No, unhappy the land that _____needs heroes. -- Bertolt Brecht, "Life of Galileo...
Angels we have heard on High Tell us to go out and Buy. -- Tom Lehre
Ankh if you love Isis.

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