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  -- "Scoop" Nisker, KFOG radio reporter Preposterous Word...
• Now Percy, will you get out...before I cut off your head, scoop out the insides.
  ..and give it to your mother as a vase. -- Edmund : Potato...
• EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN 1.
  Share everything. 2. Play fair. 3....
• Burns: Well, Maggie, I've given this a lot of though.
  I'm sure we can come to some sort of agreement -- [Starts trying to pull the bear away, but he's too weak] Beaten by an infant....
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your alarm clock-radio wakes you with the words "One minute to impact.
  -- Ambidextrous Rex (Of course, you won't have to worry about getting up to go to work.)...
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• Use an accordion. Go to jail. -- KFOG, San Francisco
• Lisa: Anyway, my point is, the evidence isn't as concrete as it seems.
  Like those fingerprints: they could have gotten on the gun some other way....
• First you go out and buy a stick--it's called a baton--about this long.
  Then you get some music, you get musicians together, you give them this music, you stand in front of them with the stick in your right hand, you go like this, and a mysterious thing happe...