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an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar.
-- Mark Twai...
An idea is an eye given by God for the seeing of God.
Some of these eyes we cannot bear to look out of, we blind them as quickly as possible....
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
An old Jewish man reads about Einstein's theory of relativity in the newspaper and asks his scientist grandson to explain it to him.
"Well, zayda, it's sort of like this. Einstein says that if you'...
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of purge.
Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it's better than no government at all.
And as we stand on the edge of darkness Let our chant fill the void That others may know In the land of the night The ship of the sun Is drawn by The grateful dead.
-- Tibetan "Book of the Dea...
... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers.
And I heard Jeff exclaim, As they strolled out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all -- You take credit cards, right?
-- "Outsiders" comic...
... And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man -- A. E. Housma

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