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Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Another Glitch in the Call ------- ------ -- --- ---- (Sung to the tune of a recent Pink Floyd song.
) We don't need no indirection We don't need no flow control No data typing or declarations Did...
Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Answers to Last Fortune's Questions: (1) None. (Moses didn't have an ark).
(2) Your mother, by the pigeonhole principle. (3) I don't know....
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toe...
Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art. -- Charles McCabe
Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art. -- Charles McCabe

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