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A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
-- Don Qui...
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
-- Mark Twai...
A billion here, a couple of billion there -- first thing you know it adds up to be real money.
-- Senator Everett McKinley Dirkse...
A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!", and you notice that you have turned into a pile of dust.
A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours.

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