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355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simulation!
43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped
77. HO HUM -- The Redundant ------- (7) This hexagram refers to a situation of extreme --- --- (8) boredom.
Your programs always bomb off. Your wife ------- (7) smells bad. Your children have hiv...
7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure) The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National Redwood Forest.
7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure) The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the Mann Act with an interstate Greyhound bus.
99 blocks of crud on the disk, 99 blocks of crud! You patch a bug, and dump it agai
100 blocks of crud on the disk! 100 blocks of crud on the disk, 100 blocks of crud!...
A "No" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a "Yes" merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble.
-- Mahatma Ghandi...
A [golf] ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree.
Hitting a tree is simply bad luck and has no place in a scientific game....
A [golf] ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed in the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the rough.
Such veering right or left frequently re...

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