Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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A computer, to print out a fact, Will divide, multiply, and subtract.
But this output can be No more than debris, If the input was short of exact. -- Gigo...
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
A CONS is an object which cares. -- Bernie Greenberg.
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper. -- Dye
A copy of the universe is not what is required of a
one of the damned things is ample. -- Rebecca We...
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. -- Ben Frankli
A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison And had an affair with a Saracen.
She was not oversexed, Or jealous or vexed, She just wanted to make a comparison....
A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern. -- Edgar A. Shoaff
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?

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