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A penny saved is ridiculous.
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. -- George Wald
A pig is a jolly companion, Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt -- A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale, Though mountains may topple and tilt.
When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you, When th...
A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!
-- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra...
A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? And he answered
It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence....
A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope.
"That's what I like to see", said the priest, "A man helping his fellow ma...
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

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