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A day without sunshine is like night.
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal.
I would like to give you this personality test", said the outsider, "because I want you to be happy....
A diva who specializes in risqu'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano ...
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash
A dozen, a gross, and a score, Plus three times the square root of four, Divided by seven, Plus five times eleven, Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.
A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front of a Xerox 1108, trying to edit a complex Klone network via a browser.
Wanting to help, the Hacker clicked one of the nodes in the netwo...
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -- Winston Churchill

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