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A Los Angeles judge ruled that "a citizen may snore with immunity in his own home, even though he may be in possession of unusual and exceptional ability in that particular field.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths. -- Steve Wrigh
A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.
I believe everything positively stinks. -- Lew Col...
A man goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit.
The first thing he notices is that the arms are too long....
A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation.
-- Stephen Crane...
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
A master was explaining the nature of Tao to one of his novices.
The Tao is embodied in all software -- regardless of how insignificant," said the master....
A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.
A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game.
Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by...
A musician of more ambition than talent composed an elegy at the death of composer Edward MacDowell.
She played the elegy for the pianist Josef Hoffman, then asked his opinion....

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