Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
A child can go only so far in life without potty training.
A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child of five.
A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie.
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
-- Bill Vaugha...
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together -- Herbert Prochnow
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. -- Mark Twai
A closed mouth gathers no foot.

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