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A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey.
It is out on loan," the teacher replied. At that moment, the donkey brayed loudly inside the stable....
A new dramatist of the absurd Has a voice that will shortly be heard.
I learn from my spies He's about to devise An unprintable three-letter word....
A new koan: If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you. It is an ice cream koan....
A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary.
Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now has no excuse for further procrastination....
A New York City judge ruled that if two women behind you at the movies insist on discussing the probable outcome of the film, you have the right to turn around and blow a Bronx cheer at them.
A New York City ordinance prohibits the shooting of rabbits from the rear of a Third Avenue street car -- if the car is in motion.
A novel approach is to remove all power from the system, which removes most system overhead so that resources can be fully devoted to doing nothing.
Benchmarks on this technique are promising; treme...
A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on.
Knight, seeing what the student was doing spoke sternly...
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space. -- Gloria Steinem

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