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A lady with one of her ears applied To an open keyhole heard, inside, Two female gossips in converse free -- The subject engaging them was she.
"I think", said one, "and my husband thinks That she's a...
A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.
A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program in than some that do.
-- Dennis M. Ritchie...
A large number of installed systems work by fiat. That is, they work by being declared to work.
-- Anatol Hol...
A Law of Computer Programming: Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find the programmers cannot write in English.
A limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean, And the clean ones so seldom are comical....
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation. -- H. H. Munroe
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America.
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.

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