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The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
-- Oscar Wilde...
The United States also has its native Fascists who say that they are "100 percent American".
.. -- U. S. Army (1945)...
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.
-- Jim Samuel...
The universe does not have laws -- it has habits, and habits can be broken.
The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination -- but the combination is locked up in the safe.
-- Peter DeVrie...
The University of California Bears announced the signing of Reggie Philbin to a letter of intent to attend Cal next Fall.
Philbin is said to make up for no talent by cheating well. Says Philbin of...
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
-- E. W. Dijkstra...
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
-- Mark Twai...
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common.
Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views ....

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