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The Three Laws of Thermodynamics: The First Law
You can't get anything without working for it. The Second Law...
The trouble with a kitten is that When it grows up, it's always a cat -- Ogden Nash.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
-- Franklin P. Jone...
The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more important to do.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile. -- Ogden Nash...
The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

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