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There are two kinds of solar-heat systems: "passive" systems collect the sunlight that hits your home, and "active" systems collect the sunlight that hits your neighbors' homes, too.
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad.
The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more....
There are two ways of constructing a software desig
There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope.
-- Oscar Wilde...
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
-- Henry Kissinge...
There exist tasks which cannot be done by more than 10 men or fewer than 100.
-- Steele's Law...
There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.
There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be burned for an opinion.
-- Anatole France...

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