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• The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination -- but the combination is locked up in the safe.
  -- Peter DeVrie...
• I know the combination to your locked baud rate..
• Remember when 'safe sex' was making sure the door was locked?
• I looked up the word "politics" in the dictionary and it's actually a combination of two word
  poli," which means many, and "tics," which means bloodsuckers. -- Jay Leno...
• Looks like it's safe in here for a while?
• They took my money. They wrecked my show, they buried a bunch of stinking veterans in my family plot.
  But at least I got my memories. Those are locked up safe in my fabulous mansion....
• Its like 'safe sex'....only SAFER!