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The voters have spoken, the bastards ...
The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be clearly understood.
-- Alexander Haig...
The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start with a large fortune.
The wind doth taste so bitter sweet, Like Jaspar wine and sugar, It must have blown through someone's feet, Like those of Caspar Weinberger.
-- P. Opu...
THE WOMBAT The wombat lives across the seas, Among the far Antipodes.
He may exist on nuts and berries, Or then again, on missionarie...
The world is coming to an end ... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!!
The world is coming to an end! Repent and return those library books!
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
The world's as ugly as sin, And almost as delightful -- Frederick Locker-Lampso
The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen.
At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers....

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