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There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
-- Lily Tomli...
These are DARK TIMES for all mankind's HIGHEST VALUES!
"These are DARK TIMES for FREEDOM and PROSPERITY!...
These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.
They also surf who only stand on waves.
They make a desert and call it peace." -- Tacitus (55?-120?)
They spell it "da Vinci" and pronounce it "da Vinchy".
Foreigners always spell better than they pronounce. -- Mark Twai...
They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them!
They told me you had proven it When they discovered our results About a month before.
Their hair began to curl The proof was valid, more or less Instead of u...
They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!
They're unfriendly, which is fortunate, really. They'd be difficult to like.
-- Avo...

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