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There are some goyisha names that just about guarantee that someone isn't Jewish.
There are some micro-organisms that exhibit characteristics of both plants and animals.
When exposed to light they undergo photosynthesi...
There are those who claim that magic is like the tide
There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics. -- Disraeli
There are three possibilities: Pioneer's solar panel has turned away from the su
here's a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone loaded Star Trek 3....
There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered
entertainment, food, and affection....
There are three schools of magic. One: State a tautology, then ring the changes on its corollarie
hat's philosophy. Two: Record many facts. Try to find a pattern. Then make a wrong guess a...
There are three things I always forget. Names, faces -- the third I can't remember.
-- Italo Svevo...
There are three ways to get something done: (1) Do it yourself.
(2) Hire someone to do it for you. (3) Forbid your kids to do it....
There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.

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