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• The University of California Bears announced the signing of Reggie Philbin to a letter of intent to attend Cal next Fall.
  Philbin is said to make up for no talent by cheating well....
• On SECOND thought, maybe I'll heat up some BAKED BEANS and watch REGIS PHILBIN.
  . It's GREAT to be ALIVE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I took a course at Cal once called Statistical Analysis.
  And there was a guy in the course who used to make up all his computations and he never used Sigma....
• I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it. -- Mark Twai
• I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twai
• This is Cal dog and his Worthington Spot on drugs.