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He then said: If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market.
If a man would not labour in the salt and rock q...
Then here's to the City of Boston, The town of the cries and the groans.
Where the Cabots can't see the Kabotschniks, And the Lowells won't speak to the Cohns....
THEORY Into love and out again, Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pe...
There *__is* intelligent life on Earth, but I leave for Texas on Monday.
There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy .
.. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They all own cats.
There are no games on this system.
There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
-- Gloria Steinem...

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