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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it -- G. B. Shaw
There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.
There is no such thing as fortune. Try again.
There is no time like the pleasant.
There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.
There is no TRUTH. There is no REALITY. There is no CONSISTENCY.
There are no ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS I'm very probably wrong....
There is nothing which cannot be answered by means of my doctrine," said a monk, coming into a teahouse where Nasrudin sat.
And yet just a short time ago, I was challenged by a scholar with an u...
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde...
There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
-- Mark Twai...
There once was a girl named Irene Who lived on distilled kerosene But she started absorbin' A new hydrocarbon And since then has never benzene.

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