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Of all the words of witch's doom There's none so bad as which and whom.
The man who kills both which and whom Will be enshrined in our Who's Whom....
Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.
Of what you see in books, believe 75%. Of newspapers, believe 50%.
And of TV news, believe 25% -- make that 5% if the anchorman wears a blazer....
Office Automation, n.: The use of computers to improve efficiency by removing anyone you would want to talk with over coffee.
Ogden's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
Oh Dad! We're ALL Devo!
Oh don't the days seem lank and long When all goes right and none goes wrong, And isn't your life extremely flat With nothing whatever to grumble at!
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
-- Lichty & Wagne...
Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on laughter silvered wing

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