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Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
Oh, when I was in love with you, Then I was clean and brave, And miles around the wonder grew How well did I behave.
And now the fancy passes by, And nothing will remai...
Oh, wow! Look at the moon!
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard." -- Dr. Joy
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man. -- Trotsky
Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
Oliver's Law: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Omnibiblious, adj.: Indifferent to type of drink.
Oh, you can get me anything. I'm omnibiblious....
OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!
! ... I think you drop th' WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ....

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