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Once Law was sitting on the bench And Mercy knelt a-weeping.
"Clear out!" he cried, "disordered wench! Nor come before me creeping....
Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great crystal river.
Once upon a time, when I was training to be a mathematician, a group of us bright young students taking number theory discovered the names of the smaller prime numbers.
2: The Odd Prime -- ...
Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.
Holiday shoppers have been whipped into a frenzy by months of holiday...
Once, adv.: Enough. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
-- Franklin P. Jone...
One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs -- but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.
-- Professor Charles P. Issawi...
One day the King decided that he would force all his subjects to tell the truth.
A gallows was erected in front of the city gates....

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