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Now, you might ask, "How do I get one of those complete home tool sets for under $
4?" An excellent question....
Nuclear war would really set back cable." -- Ted Turne
[Nuclear war] ... may not be desirable. -- Edwin Meese III
Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
Numeric stability is probably not all that important when you're guessing.
O give me a home, Where the buffalo roam, Where the deer and the antelope play, Where seldom is heard A discouraging word, 'Cause what can an antelope say?
O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Law: Murphy was an optimist.
Of ______course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest amount of hot air.
-- Thomas L. Marti...
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. -- Plato

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