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One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet when well oiled.
One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.
One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious.
-- Chateaubriand (1768-1848)...
One learns to itch where one can scratch. -- Ernest Bramah
One man's brain plus one other will produce one half as many ideas as one man would have produced alone.
These two plus two more will produce half again as many ideas. These four plus four more be...
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
One monk said to the other, "The fish has flopped out of the net!
How will it live?" The other said, "When you have gotten out of the net, I'll tell you....
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
One of my less pleasant chores when I was young was to read the Bible from one end to the other.
Reading the Bible straight through is at least 70 percent discipline, like learning Latin....
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
-- Will Dura...

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