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Our second completely true news item was sent to me by Mr.
H. Boyce Connell Jr. of Atlanta, Ga., where he is involved in a law firm....
Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it." -- Alex Schure
Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. -- General Omar N. Bradley
OUTCONERR Twas FORTRAN as the doloop goes Did logzerneg the ifthen block All kludgy were the function flows And subroutines adhoc.
Beware the runtime-bug my friend squ...
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend: and inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx...
Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely that now I can remember things that *have* happened before .
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Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!
Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.
Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated.
Ozman's Laws: (1) If someone says he will do something "without fail," he won't.
(2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make. (...

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