Miscellaneous Collections

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Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ..
. only much, much better. -- Laurie Anderso...
Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one.
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too....
Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Arnold's Addendum: Everything else causes cancer in rats....
Pardon this fortune. Database under reconstruction.
Parker's Law: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
Parkinson's Fifth Law: If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.

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