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On a paper submitted by a physicist colleague: "This isn't right.
This isn't even wrong." -- Wolfgang Pauli...
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
-- Will Roge...
On his first day as a bus driver, Maxey Eckstein handed in receipts of $
65. The next day his take was $67. The third day's income was $...
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
-- Avery...
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
-- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow...
On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a POINT ...
On-line, adj.: The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a computer.
Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
-- W. C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee...
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Sea...
Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease".
Disraeli replied, "That all depends upon whether I embrace you...

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