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Optimization hinders evolution.
Oregano, n.: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.
Oregon, n.: Eighty billion gallons of water with no place to go on Saturday night.
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. -- Mike Adam...
Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.
Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
Our documentation manager was showing her 2 year old son around the office.
He was introduced to me, at which time he pointed out that we were both holding bags of popcorn....
Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name. Thy programs run, thy syscalls done, In kernel as it is in user!
Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing. -- Roy L.
Ash, ex-president Litton Industrie...

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