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• Oh don't the days seem lank and long When all goes right and none goes wrong, And isn't your life extremely flat With nothing whatever to grumble at!
  Oh, I am a C programmer and I'm okay I muck with indices and structs all day And when it works, I shout hoo-ray Oh, I am a C programmer and I'm okay....
• I am man, I am okay!
• And I am C-Danny, human cyborg relations.
• Hell with Pascal and C. I am a QuickBasic Snob.
• It works fine except when I am in Windows.
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more!
  [sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart!...