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If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down.
If the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down....
If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -- Art Hoppe
If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
-- Muhammad Ali...
If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.
If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was yesterday?
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
-- Lyndon Baines Johnso...

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