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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
If only I could be respected without having to be respectable.
If only one could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without having to accomplish anything.
If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad, he should see how bad it is with representation.
If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the physical world.
One might as well attempt to grasp the game of po...
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I...
If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
-- Norm Schrye...
If the colleges were better, if they really had it, you would need to get the police at the gates to keep order in the inrushing multitude.
See in college how we thwart the natural love of learning...
If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!
-- "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)...
If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.

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