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• I've seen, I SAY, I've seen better heads on a mug of beer" -- Senator Clagho
• I have heard the mavis singing Its love-song to the mo
  I 've seen the dew-drop clinging To the rose just newly born....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I've seen better heads on half a pint of beer.
• I've seen better heads on half a pint of beer.
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
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• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....