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• I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
  But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
• The reputation of a man is like his shadow: It sometimes follows and sometimes precedes him, it is sometimes longer and sometimes shorter than his natural size.
• Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
  Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• URCHIN Descriptive of a mischievous child, especially a boy, who has not destroyed any of your property.
  An urchin who *has* destroyed some of your property is more properly known as a "little bastard that I'm gonna lynch if I get my hands on him....
• I 've lost a day!"--the prince who nobly cried, Had been an emperor without his crown.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night ii, Line 99...
• I have a photographic memory. Unfortunately, it no longer offers same-day service.