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If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive! -- Samuel Goldwy
If I don't drive around the park, I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
If I'm in bed each night by ten, I may get back my looks again....
If I don't see you in the future, I'll see you in the pasture.
If I had a plantation in Georgia and a home in Hell, I'd sell the plantation and go home.
-- Eugene P. Gallaghe...
If I had any humility I would be perfect. -- Ted Turne
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith." -- Albert Einstei
If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
If I kiss you, that is a psychological interaction.
On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick, that is also a psychological interaction....
If I traveled to the end of the rainbow As Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me The pot's at the other end.
-- Bert Whitney...

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