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If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit Ears.
If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads.
If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with green, baggy skin.
If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.
If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
If God is dead, who will save the Queen?
If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows." -- Yiddish saying
If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs? -- Marvin Kitma
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